This dress (found here) is titled the “Blog Writer’s Dress”.  For reasons unknown to me, this is the new uniform for all of us unemployed writers who have to resort to .wordpress accounts to be heard (er…. read).

Part of me can appreciate this dress and envision it with some cute grey leggings and these new flats I just got ON SALE {la-tee-da} at Nordstrom.

The other part of me is screaming obscenities at the WTFness that is this frumpy muumuu.  Are all blog writers pregnant?? I mean, I get the whole Mommy Blogger conspiracy, but why the shapeless hospital gown, ModCloth, WHY!?!?!?

Clearly I’m torn. What are YOUR thoughts?

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